love is a dangerous disadvantage — The sixty-second His Last Vow

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The sixty-second His Last Vow

  • John: Marriage has not solved all my problems
  • Sherlock: Running away has not solved all my problems
  • Mary: Hating you both
  • Janine: Hi
  • John:
  • John:
  • John:
  • John: What
  • Sherlock: Ha ha
  • John: Imma kill you so hard
  • Magnussen: Can open fluids everywhere
  • Everyone: Ew
  • Sherlock: Janine ilu marry me
  • John: WHAT
  • Sherlock: jk
  • John: WEIRDO
  • Sherlock: Mary?
  • Mary: Imma kill you so hard
  • Mary: [kills Sherlock so hard]
  • Sherlock: Ow
  • Jim: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Sherlock: Maybe I should have gone out with you after all
  • Jim: Mary's gonna kill John so hard
  • Sherlock: Fuck
  • Sherlock: Not dead
  • Mary: Imma kill you so hard again
  • Sherlock: Running away will solve all my problems
  • John: I don't understand
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • Sherlock: Mary
  • Mary: Sherlock
  • Sherlock: Not Mary
  • Mary: Imma kill you so hard again again
  • John: Mary
  • Mary: JOHN
  • Mary: wtf did I just do oh fuck
  • John: MARY
  • Sherlock: John
  • John: Sherlock
  • Sherlock: Mary?
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • John: Mary?
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • Sherlock: Mary
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: ...killed me so hard only she didn't kill me so hard
  • Mary: Yes good
  • John: Imma kill you both so hard
  • Sherlock: Ow
  • Mummy Holmes: Mike
  • Mycroft: No
  • Mr. Holmes: My wife is a genius and really fucking hot all the time
  • Mary: Ha ha
  • Mr. Holmes: But I'm normal and so are you
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • John: Mary
  • Mary: John
  • John: Marriage will solve all my problems
  • Mary: Yes good
  • Sherlock: Marriage will solve all their problems
  • Sherlock: Magnussen you lose
  • Magnussen: No YOU lose
  • Magnussen: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY
  • Sherlock: Imma kill you so hard
  • Sherlock: [kills Magnussen so hard]
  • John: wtf did you just do oh fuck
  • Sherlock: wtf did I just do oh fuck
  • Mycroft: Running away will solve all your problems
  • Sherlock: where's John
  • Mycroft: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY
  • Sherlock: John
  • John: Sherlock
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • Everyone: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY ASEDGSHSFDJKSDFKDL
  • Sherlock: John
  • John: What
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: jk
  • John: Sherlock
  • Sherlock: What
  • John:
  • John: jk
  • Sherlock: Running away will solve all my problems
  • John: Marriage will solve all my problems
  • Mary: Yes good
  • THE END
  • Jim: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Jim: I WILL SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS
  • Everyone: wtf did you just do oh fuck
Source: 221beemine

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